Wednesday, July 16, 2008

An Interview with Humor/Satire Author Tom Samuels

Tom Samuels was born in Allentown, PA, twenty-two years ago, and attends West Chester University where he will graduate this year with a B.A. in Communication. He plans to study the field of Creativity in graduate school. He has a comprehensive library on the history of American music, including biographies, recordings and sheet music. He plays the guitar and ukulele. He strives to find a good balance in his life through meditation, eating well, learning and creating.

Tom has published his second book, St
op Making Music, based on a character he created who is guaranteed to provoke a response with the reader. The book contains 136 essays written in the voice of an arrogant nitwit who wrestles with “evil” musicians, songwriters and producers. He developed this persona through essays he wrote on a blog, http://www.last.fm/user/bigsexyshaq/. Two years ago he published a book called Talm Psalms: The Complete First Season. It is a collection of futuristic, silly stories that incorporate humor and philosophy.

About the Book:

Tom Samuels’ book, Stop Making Music, contains 136 essays that deliver contrary opinions on the music business. They are written in the voice of an arrogant nitwit who wrestles with “evil” musicians, songwriters and producers. Read each essay carefully because you will be asked if you “agree” or “disagree.” No one goes unscathed…not even the beloved Beatles. Where else could you find an Off-Broadway play based on the life of KoRn? You will be required to actually think about the current state of the music industry. Reading this book is an illuminating journey that will help you to understand why you are a music fan. There is a lesson to be learned in each chapter…a satirical, funny lesson that you will never forget.

Welcome to Pump Up Your Online Book Promotion, Tom Samuels. Can we begin by having you tell us what Stop Making Music is about and why you wrote it?

The book is about the strange behavior of a college student who misses too many hours of sleep and eats too many bags of Doritos chips. He finds himself writing derogatory blog entries about famous musicians. The student wakes up out of his daze to find thousands of responses to his blog. He decides, although his writing is incomprehensible at times, that he has the material for a book.

Stop Making Music is a satire. Why did you choose this genre to write? Did you choose it or did it choose you?

It was hard to decide between the two genres, satire or furry fandom.

In regards to promotion, what have you been doing to promote your book online?

I sent email spam to all my relatives, or at least the ones that have jobs. The one I sent to my grandmother came back with an advisory that I will “receive no more $5.00 checks, as I am now an adult.”

Of all the promotional items (bookmarks, press kits, etc…) you have used to promote your book, which one was used most effectively?

I do not recommend using “Money back if not completely satisfied.” That one really backfired on me.

Do you feel that the Internet has opened doors for authors who never dreamed they’d ever see a publishing contract and how has it influenced you in regards to your own publishing journey?

I love that these Machiavellian publishers are now on the run. We don’t need them anymore. I’m living proof that ANYONE can become an author. I laugh at their rejection letters. Why doesn’t anyone love me?

If you were in the middle of Manhattan (or any busy thoroughfare) and you wanted to call attention to your book, what would you do and what would you say?

Not only am I a great writer but I can sing better than any Broadway star. I would stand on 42nd and Broadway and sing through a selection of songs from Hairspray, South Pacific and Mary Poppins. People would stop to enjoy my performance then I would tell them about my book, Stop Making Music. I’m sure I could sell at least one or two copies.

If you could trade places with any author just for a day, who would it be and why?

Nicholas Klar, the self proclaimed "World's worst author." I would like to know that I’m not the worst.

Lastly, how do you determine your book’s success?

As long as the police stay away, I know the book is doing OK.

Thank you for coming, Tom! Can you tell us where everyone can pick up a copy of Stop Making Music?

You can buy it on amazon.com: www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0615197132


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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Message from Judi Moreo


Judi Moreo toured with us at Pump Up Your Book Promotion a few months ago. I'd like to share an email she sent to me a few minutes ago:

For those of you who may want a little extra motivation......a new inspirational slide show to put a little lift in your day...

http://www.youaremorethanenough.com/slideshow-oyster/download/index.htm

Enjoy!

Judi

http://www.JudiMoreo.com
http://www.YouAreMoreThanEnough.com

Monday, July 14, 2008

Get a FREE $500 Goodie Bag from Lisa Daily Today!

Get a goodie bag worth $500 today when you purchase one of the funnier beach books of the summer.

Fifteen Minutes of Shame, a novel from bestselling author Lisa Daily, is a romantic comedy about what happens when America’s favorite TV love guru finds out her husband is cheating – live, on national television.

Not only is the most humiliating moment of Darby Vaughn’s life splashed across every supermarket tabloid and celebrity gossip show, but fans are turning on her, and her love life is fodder for late-night comedians. If Darby breaks her own zero-tolerance policy for cheaters and takes her philandering husband back, her career will be over. But if she sticks to her own rules, she’ll lose the only man she’s ever loved.

Praise for Fifteen Minutes of Shame:

“A smart, hilariously funny gem of a book that will delight fans of Jennifer Weiner and Sophie Kinsella. It’s no surprise that one of Hollywood’s hottest screenwriters has snatched up rights to turn it into a movie.”
--Lisa McLeod, Buffalo News

“I’m not a gusher, unless I truly love something. But today I have to gush.”
--Kristi Gustafson, Albany Times-Union

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-Clare Naylor, bestselling author of The First Assistant

To get the free $500 goody bag, purchase Fifteen Minutes of Shame before 12 midnight PST on Monday, July 14 at Amazon.com (where it’s currently bargain-priced around $10) and email your receipt to swagbag (at) lisadaily.com.

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Sunday, July 13, 2008

BOOK SPOTLIGHT: ORGANIC HEALTH by Sandy Powers


Organic Health
by Sandy Powers
Mind/Body/Spirit
iUniverse

Organic for Health will convince you to avoid conventionally grown foods laden with the biggest offenders, and more importantly, to fill your body with the clean, potent vitamins and minerals in organic foods that truly honor your health.

"Sandy Powers has created the type of book that will change lives. She approaches the subject matter from a basic, introductory standpoint. This allows any reader to ease into the idea of major dietary changes, progressing at a comfortable pace. If there was any doubt the US government allows profit to prevail over general well-being, Organic for Health will eliminate that doubt."

--Front Street Reviews

"Genetically-altered additives, pesticides, antibiotics, and reprocessed sewage - and that's just breakfast! "Organic for Health" will convince even the most indifferent eater that organic foods are the way to optimal wellbeing."

--ReaderViews

About the Author:

A breast cancer survivor who battled liver disease, Sandy Powers turned to organic foods to heal her liver and fight cancer recurrence. She and her husband live in Englewood, Florida, where they enjoy chasing after their grandsons.

You can visit her website at www.organicforhealthsite.com.

Watch the trailer to find out more about ORGANIC FOR HEALTH!

Friday, July 11, 2008

Boomer Babes' Maria Grazia Swan is Giving Away Book Today at The Savvy Boomer!

Maria Grazia Swan, author of the relationship book, Boomer Babes: True Tales of Love and Lust in the Later Years, is having a contest at The Savvy Boomer! Looking for some outrageous inspiration to kick start your love life? Or some sizzingly salacious gossip about the woman who could be your next-door neighbor? It’s not surprise that the generation who burned bras and brought about The Summer of Love continues to redefine the way the world thinks about sex. Long-term lovers or one-night stands, there’s nothing these women haven’t tried. And now they dish on some of their dirtiest secrets.

Anyone who leaves a comment at The Savvy Boomer is eligible! Hurry...special offer runs out at midnight tonight!

Paranormal Romance Author Shiela Stewart Gives Away Book Today!

Join us on Friday, July 11, 2008, when Shiela Stewart, author of the paranormal romance novel, DISCOVERY IN PASSION, visits us at the Author Day section of our social network! Ask her a question and Shiela will answer them all, plus give away a free book to one lucky person who participates!

About the Author:

Shiela Stewart has been writing for the better part of twenty years, pouring her heart out in words, living a fantasy through the characters she creates. It has always been a dream of hers to have her work published, and in 2006 her dream finally came to life.

When not writing, she is busy working on a website for a non-profit organization she belongs to, as well as a promotional blog for other authors, tending to her three children, and spending time with the love of her life, William.

Shiela has a deep affection for animals and it’s evident in the five cats, one dog, eight fish, and three turtles she owns. Aside from writing, she enjoys sketching, painting, singing, and dancing, as well as stargazing, astronomy, and astrology. Her favorite time of the day is sunset.

You can visit her website at www.shielasbooks.ca.

About the Book:

Wanting to start fresh, Cassie Evans relocates to the small town of Passion where she moves into the home of her dreams, complete with dreamy next door neighbor, artist, and handyman Thomas Healy. The only problem is, the house she bought just might be haunted.

Thomas Healy lives a life of solitude and that suits him just fine. Then Cassie Evans moves in next door and begins to turn his peaceful live upside down. He tries to ignore her, but ignoring a woman as beautiful as Cassie isn’t so easy, especially when she shows up at your door, naked, begging for you to paint her. Thomas’ first mistake was to agree to it, his second was to take Cassie to bed, now she’s all he can think about.

When their blossoming love is overshadowed by a ghostly haunting, the curious Cassie launches an investigation into the life and death of her home’s previous owner, uncovering a mystery and attracting the attention of a killer. Where will Cassie’s discovery lead her, to the love of her life or to death itself?

Welcome to the town of Passion.

Join us and have a chance to win a free copy of her book, DISCOVERY IN PASSION!

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Join Boomer Babe Relationship Expert Maria Swan on Day Three of Virtual Book Tour

Maria Swan, author of the relationship book, Boomer Babes: True Tales of Love and Lust in the Later Years, will be stopping off at Long Relationships on day three of her virtual book tour with Pump Up Your Book Promotion! Looking for some outrageous inspiration to kick start your love life? Or some sizzingly salacious gossip about the woman who could be your next-door neighbor? It’s not surprise that the generation who burned bras and brought about The Summer of Love continues to redefine the way the world thinks about sex. Long-term lovers or one-night stands, there’s nothing these women haven’t tried. And now they dish on some of their dirtiest secrets.

Leave a comment on her blog stops and you could win a free virtual book tour from Pump Up Your Book Promotion if you are an author or a $25 Amazon Gift Certificate if you're a reader!

Teen Fantasy Author Kamilla Reid on 3rd Day of Virtual Book Tour!

Kamilla Reid, author of the teen fantasy novel, The Questory of Root Karbunkulus, will be stopping off at The Book Connection and If Books Could Talk on her third day of virtual book tours with Pump Up Your Book Promotion!

Kamilla thrills us with The Questory of Root Karbunkulus, a laugh-a-minute-cheer-the-next-minute magical adventure for teens! Watch out Harry Potter!

Leave a comment on her blog stops and you could win a free virtual book tour from Pump Up Your Book Promotion if you are an author or a $25 Amazon Gift Certificate if you're a reader!

Join Pirate Humor Parenting Book Authors Tim Bete and Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall on 3rd Day of Virtual Book Tour!

Tim Bete and Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall, authors of the pirate parenting humor book, Guide to Pirate Parenting, will be stopping off at Feng Shui Your Life to show you how to feng shui your pirate ship on day three of their virtual book tour today! Using tried-and-true pirate parenting techniques, Cap’n Billy “The Butcher” MacDougall will help you turn your BORING disrespectful, disobedient child into an EXCITING, disrespectful, disobedient plunderer of the high seas or suburbs!

Leave a comment on their blogs and you could win a free virtual book tour from Pump Up Your Book Promotion if you are an author or a $25 Amazon Gift Certificate if you're a reader!

Ahoy Matey!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Join Health Expert Sandy Powers on 2nd Day of Virtual Book Tour

Sandy Powers, author of the nonfiction health book, Organic for Health, will be stopping off at The Book Connection on her virtual book tour today! Organic for Health will convince you to avoid conventionally grown foods laden with the biggest offenders, and more importantly, to fill your body with the clean, potent vitamins and minerals in organic foods that truly honor your health. You can visit her website at www.organicforhealthsite.com!

Join Pirate Parenting Book Authors Tim Bete and Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall on 2nd Day of Virtual Book Tour

Tim Bete and Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall, authors of the pirate parenting humor book, Guide to Pirate Parenting, will be stopping off at Miss Cellania and Mommy Reviewed on day two of their virtual book tour today! Using tried-and-true pirate parenting techniques, Cap’n Billy “The Butcher” MacDougall will help you turn your BORING disrespectful, disobedient child into an EXCITING, disrespectful, disobedient plunderer of the high seas or suburbs!

Leave a comment on their blogs and you could win a free virtual book tour from Pump Up Your Book Promotion if you are an author or a $25 Amazon Gift Certificate if you're a reader!

Ahoy Matey!

Monday, July 7, 2008

Boomer Babe Author Maria Grazia Swan at Boomer Chick Today!

Maria Swan, author of the relationship book that dishes on the boomer generation, Boomer Babes: True Tales of Love and Lust in the Later Years, will be stopping off at Boomer Chick on the first stop of her virtual book tour today!

Looking for some outrageous inspiration to kick start your love life? Or some sizzingly salacious gossip about the woman who could be your next-door neighbor? It's no surprise that the generation who burned bras and brought about The Summer of Love continues to redefine the way the world thinks about sex.

Long-term lovers or one-night stands, there's nothing these women haven't tried. And now they dish on some of their dirtiest secrets. Stop by Boomer Chick to find out more about this lovely lady and if you leave a comment, you could win a virtual book tour if you're a published author of a $25 Amazon gift certificate if you're not! Woooohooo!

Tim Bete and Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall to give away book today!

Tim Bete and Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall are my special guests at Pump Up Your Book Promotion Social Network's Author Day today! Tim and Cap'n Billy are the authors of the new humor/parenting book GUIDE TO PIRATE PARENTING. You can visit their tour page here to find out more about them, then come on over today from now to 10 p.m. at the Author Day section of our social network and join the party! Leave a question and Tim and Cap'n Billy will answer them all, plus give away a free book to one lucky person who participates!

Woohoo...ahoy matey!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Humor Writer Tim Bete on Virtual Book Tour in July!

I’m happy to announce new client, humor writer and author Tim Bete who will be touring with us in July!

Tim, along with his sidekick, Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" McDougall, is the author of the new humor/parenting book, Cap'n Billy "The Butcher" MacDougall's Guide to Pirate Parenting: Why You Should Raise Your Kids as Pirates and 101 Tips on How to Do It (Cold Tree Press, June '08), which will be on tour starting July 7 and will continue until the end of the month.

Tim Bete (pronounced "beet") began his nautical adventures as a child sailing on Buzzards Bay off the coast of Massachusetts. At age 10, he longed for a small cannon to put on his grandfather's 30-foot wooden ketch - a quick, two masted vessel that is perfect for catching other ships so you can plunder'em. His parents scuttled the cannon idea, saying he "would terrorize other boats with it." That's exactly what he had in mind.

Bete's humorous parenting advice has been published in dozens of newspapers, magazines and Web sites, including the Christian Science Monitor, Atlanta Parent, Big Apple Parent, Northwest Family, FathersWorld.com and ParentingHumor.com. His first book, In the Beginning…There Were No Diapers as well as and Guide to Pirate Parenting were finalists in the Foreword Magazine Humor Book of the Year competition.

Bete’s hobbies include pushing his luck and skating on thin ice. In his spare time, he’s director of the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop. You can visit his website at www.timbete.com.

Captain Billy ‘The Butcher’ MacDougall (pronounced "MacDougall") has been hiding from authorities for most of his life. He lives on his ship, The Frightened Flounder, but can sometimes be found at the Crow’s Nest Tavern. His hobbies include plundering and rum.

You can visit his website at www.pirateparenting.com.

To find out why he chose a virtual book tour to promote his book and why he feels booksignings are a waste of time, visit our company blog by clicking here!